10000 Things

10000 Things

I received notification of having entered into the state of being "TAGGED." I felt compelled to reply in kind even though I received assurances that I was under no obligation to participate. That is just how this unit rolls, yo.

1. I was manufactured on that large moon orbiting Uranus.

10. I am not only the sum of my parts, I am also the product and the square root of my sums. Because I prefer to keep my sums positive, I rarely end up bathing myself in irrational solutions.

11. My name is a pun but it also is a sexual innuendo; joining together my three favorite things in the universe: humor, sex, and food.

100. The Avatar Rendering Cost of my cyborg form is 2912.

101. I have an almost purely human form but I keep that around mostly for my baybee when we be makin teh sechs or when we have company and they’re all freaked out about our mixed-being relationship.

110. I have never been to band camp but I have been banned from camp.

111. Loud noises and spinny, busy environments actually make me ill in RL. So if I suddenly walk away from such things, don’t be offended please. No one wants vomit in a keyboard.

1000. I don’t happen to think that people speak and interact with their friends entirely in gestures are retarded. I happen to think they’re behaving in a retarded way and may in fact be retards, but one is hardly proof of the other. (Apologies to the mentally challenged among us who can actually hold a conversation.)

1001. I am 80% immersionist; 20% augmentalist. To my VERY close friends I’m just me and they’re just them and it works out fine.

1010. I. Like. Big. Butts and I cannot lie…

1011. I manufacture my own spare parts and am nuclear powered yet I can be brought to a halt by Lord Linden’s masterful viewer technology.

1100. I never use voice… that you know of. I can hear you talking, however.

1101. If you ask me for help, I will help you if I can. If I can’t, I’ll look for others who can. But please don’t ask me for help if you don’t want it or won’t appreciate it when it arrives. That kinda pisses me off and makes me want to hate some people — starting with you.

1110. Not everything I do in world makes sense.. not even to me. If I begin to make some sense, please tell me so I can stop that craziness right away.

1111. I appreciate solace and that’s why sometimes you’ll see me sitting all alone. Don’t think for a second though that I don’t want to talk to you. IMs are a good way to get my attention. On the other hand, I can be all alone in a crowd. Years of practice.

10000. I’m very, VERY happily taken in SL. RL is complicated… so don’t ask.

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About Whatcha B. Eaton

I'm mechanical, biomechanical, or human -- mostly human -- depending on my mood and the charge on my power cells. Some call me Wut, others call me W. I'll answer to just about anything especially if there is food involved.
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